GrunnaGrung

When you have the dun nun nuh.
You get the grun nun grung.
Chinese hammers.
Fuck it.

Internet Man

A box with wires.
Jacked in.
Seamless integration of the mindface barriers.
I am on a mission to save Cornhusk.
I need a towel.

Rornt

Where have you been?
Oh, I took a trip to the station.
What have you done?
I don't know.
Thanks, dad.

Bucket

Let me tell you about the day I found an empty bucket.
I walked to the shed, as I always do.
I opened the door.
I looked inside.
I entered the shed.
I saw a bucket.
I grabbed the bucket.
It was full of angry crabs.
An angry crab pinched my hand.
I feel down.
I dumped the bucket of crabs onto my head.
"This is the life," I thought.

Prubbish

My great grandfather was a machine.
My grandfather was a horsethief.
My father was a pancreas.
I am a telephone.

Coney Island

I know of an island
Inhabited by strange men
They only have mothers
How can the island?

Lamppost Larry

Light of my life
Standing tall and strong
Never giving way to the "wind"
So potent, so full of virility
I blush when I look at you
You flicker when you look at me
I know, I know
A match made on the corner of 67^th and 45^th