Lamppost Larry

Light of my life
Standing tall and strong
Never giving way to the "wind"
So potent, so full of virility
I blush when I look at you
You flicker when you look at me
I know, I know
A match made on the corner of 67^th and 45^th

The Gruffalumps

Have you heard about them?
They enjoy green things.
Grass and envy are their favorites.
Similar to cows.
Have you heard about them?
Get back to me about that.