30.8.08

Science™

Pontomesencephalotegmental Cholinergic Complex
Caenorhabditis elegans
Transmissible Spongiform Encephalopathies

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14.8.08

I Went to the Grocery Store

I purchased a banana.
It was bright yellow.
It still is.
I have yet to consume this banana.
However.
Tomorrow is the day of reckoning.
The texture of a banana is awful.
Banana bread.
Now there is a real use for bananas.
Potassimus Maximus.

2.8.08

Ladders

A socially acceptable way to reach a rooftop.

1.8.08

Sign Here Please

The UPS man brought me a delivery. I invited him in for a grapefruit, but he respectfully declined.