Norf

Have you ever met a man so debonaire?
So delicious?
So, so Venezuelan?
I have, and let me tell you.
No, let me show you.
Norf has been to the moon in back.
Norf made love to a 539 pound woman without coming within thirty meters of her.
Norf lives on Gamefuel™ and treebark.
Norf only buys his foodstuffs from the Venezuelan store Japingos's.
"Ich trage den Stahlsturzhelm jeder ausflippende Tag," says Norf.
Norf gets it done.
Norf has read every Cornhusk McLarfy book fowards and backwards.
Twice.

GrunnaGrung

When you have the dun nun nuh.
You get the grun nun grung.
Chinese hammers.
Fuck it.

Internet Man

A box with wires.
Jacked in.
Seamless integration of the mindface barriers.
I am on a mission to save Cornhusk.
I need a towel.

Rornt

Where have you been?
Oh, I took a trip to the station.
What have you done?
I don't know.
Thanks, dad.

Bucket

Let me tell you about the day I found an empty bucket.
I walked to the shed, as I always do.
I opened the door.
I looked inside.
I entered the shed.
I saw a bucket.
I grabbed the bucket.
It was full of angry crabs.
An angry crab pinched my hand.
I feel down.
I dumped the bucket of crabs onto my head.
"This is the life," I thought.

Prubbish

My great grandfather was a machine.
My grandfather was a horsethief.
My father was a pancreas.
I am a telephone.

Coney Island

I know of an island
Inhabited by strange men
They only have mothers
How can the island?